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zeldathemes
overwhelemed by feels
My life has been taken over by everything from Harry Potter and Supernatural to American Horror Story and One Direction.
I also dedicate my life to comic con and food
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can celebrities just not

stability:

there’s not even anything bad on my camera roll I just don’t want you to see how many selfies I take

patythepotato:

imyoursociallyawkwardfriend:

troye18sivan:

never ever forget

I literally just laughed for 10 solid minutes

omfg

golgibodies:

texting someone new is always weird.

like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis? 

it’s terrifying 

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

YOU ARE TOO TENSE

HERE I SNURGLE YOU

LET MY SOFT LITTLE PAWS MASSAGE AWAY YOUR STRESS

I AM GOOD CAT FRIEND

I AM BEST AT SNURGLING

crowleysbestie:

I was reading tfios again and I came to  the part where Augustus first takes out a cigarette and Hazel starts yelling at him for smoking and I was thinking what if Augustus actually did smoke and he was just like oh fuck I really like this girl how do I bullshit my way out of this umm A METAPHOR!! Yeah that sounds pretentious enough!! Nice one Waters

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

ah yes my salad has arrived

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

ah yes my salad has arrived

bombing:

attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand

actionables:

gotitforcheap:

break up with her 

WHERE DOES IT SAY THAT IT’S A HER

actionables:

gotitforcheap:

break up with her 

WHERE DOES IT SAY THAT IT’S A HER

ibilateral:

thecraziie:

awsomedean:

slutmost:

every girl can relate to this okay

BAHAHAHAHAHA I MEASURED

10000% done

HAHAHHHAHA,

I think the funniest thing is guys thinking a big dick is better.

Yo, some girls can’t even take a full 6 Inches because it hurts, what do you think 11 Inches would do. Jesus christ.

funkylilbear:

the moST ANNOOYING ARGUMENT by people that dont like musicals is “whY doNT TheY jusT SAy thINGS WHY r tHEY siNGING” becAUSE ITS A MUSICAL 

ugly:

do u ever see a dog and ur like wow i want that dog

mephistodesigns:

lovesneonsocks:

kjtux:

7thwonderoftheworld:

iwantyouheadless:

iits-niki-biitch:

peoplearentlists:

Porn.

This is so intriguing

Need to get more.

this shit just LOOKS painful idk how yalll do it

it’s a really enjoyable pain

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timelordparadise:

drbirdsadviceforsadpoets:

none of that was expected.

I have seen this at least five times and every time the ending takes me by surprise